• Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
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        11 hours ago

        No, I am very into, not just necrophilia, but incestuous necrophilia, so I know my shit, dammit. That’s why my sister’s remaining rottorancing chunks do doth spurn my loins into the greater stratosphere of what will be in the pale moonlight of dark charades of nearer than farther futures. But enough about that, I’m a Mormon Occultist, would you like to learn about Jesus Christ, Joseph Smith, and myself, Victorious Phoenix?

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        11 hours ago

        Bro I have to go for jacking off in my window when I was fourteen and for being Epstein’s boss. Those are the two things I know they can prove, at least. Shit sucks, bro. Just the way the cookie crumbles. Also, I’m Q. That’s how this all works and I become the 48th n 50th president.