• Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      No, I am very into, not just necrophilia, but incestuous necrophilia, so I know my shit, dammit. That’s why my sister’s remaining rottorancing chunks do doth spurn my loins into the greater stratosphere of what will be in the pale moonlight of dark charades of nearer than farther futures. But enough about that, I’m a Mormon Occultist, would you like to learn about Jesus Christ, Joseph Smith, and myself, Victorious Phoenix?