Doesn’t matter, had sex?
Image search duck penis. You will not regret image searching duck penis today.
I used to raise ducks.
Had a young Drake get too excited for new ladies in the yard once, and his dick popped out and stayed out. Never went back in. Drug it around for days, stepped on it, literally tripped over his own dick. Total mess. I had to try and literally coat it in antibacterial ointment and shove it back in there. Popped right back out hours later.
Turned black and fell off a few days later. Then, understandably, he got extra aggressive. Probably on account of his dick fell off. Also probably didn’t help that I was the last one to touch it.
Sad duck. Tasted great, though.
Dicks out for young Drake 🙏😔
Don’t forget the Donald Duck dick pic from John Oliver’s Last Week Tonight that gets brought up with every duck story (last time with the Reflecting Pool).
Cartoon NSFW
Ok.
E: safe search “off.”
That was a terrible idea.
Interesting, they both have corkscrews
Entirely missing the mechanics of cheek during the act
It’s not ergonomically correct … but still funny :-)
Ergonomic has me considering if doggystyle will helps with arthritis
Helps? Probably not. Helps it not hinder having a good fuck? Quite possibly, especially if you can find a flat surface at the right height so both parties can keep their legs straight.
If it were a problem for me, I’d probably also be looking at how supportive a sex swing can be.
Reverse cowgirl can be a good position if the penis-haver has joint pain, if action is restricted to the bed.
Sometimes, I want to ride my bicycle.
Sometimes, I don’t.
You’re doing it wrong if bouncy cheeks are getting in the way. There’s a reason deepest penetration is from the back.
You’re underestimating how massive cheeks can get
if I’m still breathin they ain’t big enough
At that point it’s a failure in technique on the part of the cheek-haver. With the proper arch it’s a non-issue.
At some point the flapping gut gets in the way of the arching
I’m doubting brother’s commitment to the motion!
Dick too small, cheeks too big; the tip isn’t even touching the hole.
Go in from the side.
More cushion for the pushin…
Truth!
If it’s 'tween the cheeks, you done clapped
USA problems.
The US isn’t #1, but our placement on this list still sad
USA export the food to these islands, they have better offers
