Ronaldo is not carrying portugal. Both ronaldo and haaland touch the ball like ten times a match but haaland has 7 goals to speak of

Is Critiano carrying them home?

Why do you have a picture of Ronaldo in place of Diogo Costa?

A Swede, a German, and a Brazilian walk into a bar.
“Where’s the Norwegian?” The bartender asks them.
The three guests look at the floor, and begrudgingly reply:
“Still playing football…”

As a german, I’m glad germany lost because this entire circus ends early