• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    15 hours ago

    Intern: But comrade doctor, the man was obviously shot!

    Comrade Doctor: Not so comrade, the mushrooms simply happened to be 9mm lead and thus he can reasonably have been said to have died of lead mushroom poisoning.