I always hate the inevitable interrogations when something gets destroyed, and nobody knows how it happened. But, I imagine the complete opposite would be even more frustrating:
Who broke this?
Me
How?
Ninja moves.
Will you please be more careful?
Probably not
Don’t you even care?
Not really.
My family’s version would’ve been more like:
Who broke this?
Me
Thank you for being honest. How?
Ninja moves
Don’t do it again.
I can’t promise that
[three hours of yelling]
Oh, you are Latino too, I see.
Mine started with “PUÑETA!!!”