Long ago in a distant land men created a likeness of their goddess in clay. Their cities and culture were destroyed, but the clay figurines remained.


Cucuteni-Trypillian society is believed to have been matriarchal/matrifocal based on available evidence! The artists may well have been women celebrating themselves
True! I was trying to use it in a general sense, like all mankind, while also implying that we’ve always been horny and chasing after thick thick thighs.
The year is 3000. Sometime in the 2800s, a movement to refer to males as “human”, and thus leave “man” to specifically refer to all mankind, began. Millenia of confusion and infighting swept away, with the last of the etymologists and morphologists pointing out the root meaning of “wo-“ giving it all up in the ‘980s. The world is at peace…
Is this from Zardoz?
I will have to look up what that is. I just wrote some random bullshit off the top of my head.
Lucky you, enjoy.
“Why do you like anthropomorphic animal-human characters so much?”
wellll it all started in 1973…
Ah, an individual of culture, I see.

I had such confusing feelings about both Robin Hood and Maid Marian… then I learned what “furry” meant a decade later when the internet was a thing regular people could be on! Then I learned people can be bi! That all cleared up a lotttt of confusion hahaha
Robin Hood and Maid Marian
And how about Bugs in drag…?

For some reason, Bugs never gave me any weird feelings! I had a lot of dreams about Tails when I was little though, and I wasn’t even a big Sonic fan. I just wanted to hold his hand and like, go on adventures?
My girlfriend has these thighs. I refuse to let her feel self-conscious about them. I’m “gifted” above and she’s “gifted” below and together we’ve achieved a perfect balance. 👭

I like how 2 shots are from Lilo and Stitch. Like my dude did you forget Atlantis?
lawdhammercy
Pfft, how could someone do that? It’s right next to the pacific
You other brothers can’t deny!
These hips don’t lie!

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What is up with that? These are kids shows.
And I was a kid when I watched them
*Movies…
…that parents also have to watch. Back In the day watching an animated film was a family event. You wouldn’t just plant a kid in front of a TV and go do your own thing. Thats why old cartoons are fully of innuendos that only adults would get.Not just innuendos but themes that are more mature than we would associate with children. Not only for the parents accompanying their kids but good writing makes it possible to teach a young audience about otherwise difficult topics. Kung Fu Panda 2 deals with a whole genocide, for example. The Hunchback of Notre Dame had all that about religious fanatism and the deliberate racial persecution of a certain group of people. Thinking back on it, 101 Dalmatians had a woman chasing puppies to make a coat out of puppies. Innuendos are funny if you look back at them as an adult but that’s also what makes movies timeless and rewatchable even after aging out of the main target group.
“Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind.”
- Vin Diesel
Which is why it says “what i grew up with” you dingus
Did somebody summon me?
Huh? I’m rhetorically asking why Disney does this. Why do you feel the need to insult me if you’re the one misunderstanding me.
Whats wrong with having thicc thighed women in kids shows?
Micky likes them thicc
Kids famously hate everything involving butts. /s
I’m not saying that. I was actually thinking about the messaging by the animation companies.
And what supposed “messaging” do you mean, exactly?
No child should be burdened with the knowledge that hot women exist. It’s developmentally necessary that no one encounter a woman in swimwear until they turn 18. Failure to protect our most vulnerable from the permanent damage of this experience is the cause of all today’s societal woes.








