Back in 2009, a bunch of friends and I stumbled into Tom’s at around 2:00 AM. It was my birthday, and I was absolutely shitfaced. The minute I sat down at our booth, I started to get the spins, so I got up and ran over to the bathrooms. Unfortunately, they had those push-button combination locks on the doors. I didn’t know the combination, but it was too late for that anyway. I puked all over the bathroom doors and haven’t been back since.
Not a bad rate if you’ve got a few pressing dumb questions.
I would go there to ask dumb questions just for the entertainment
Seriously just put 20 bucks on the table and have a blast
When I saw “Toms Diner” I immediately heard this song (the first mp3 song!)
Shoulda went to Alice’s restaurant.
I hear you can get anything you want there.
Except for Alice.
…unless we’re going by the movie
The question: Does she see me?
The answer: No she does not Really see me 'Cause she sees Her own reflection
I need to visit Toms diner
is tom really the head of the kwik-e-mart?
It’s “Stupid question”, not “answer to stupid question” on the bill. So did the guest say “and ask me one of the finest dumb questions you have in stock please”?
“Is it true, that stupid questions cost extra?”
“you will find out in 30 minutes when I’m on break”
There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers. Tom sounds like an asshole.
Found the guy with all the jackassy questions!
Found the asshole who assumes everybody else already knows the same things they do!
