Me on the phone: So it’s fully banned then…yeah even on tuesdays?…wow…yeah I know they’re endangered but-…I’m not a pervert it’s for transportation.

This is why I always respond with nonsense tech advice.

Want to set up proper cloud security? First we SSH directly into a jpg to access the wiggle ports, which need to be deflopped if we want to lock down the snuffle drive.

There’s no such thing as gaslighting and you’re going crazy!

Science needs to come up with a bed that can simulate the legendary couch sleepy.