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sanitation@lemmy.today to me_irl@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago

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sanitation@lemmy.today to me_irl@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago
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    Are you pronouncing lowercase “job” like the name?

    • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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      Earth is a glob.

  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    That was the greatest contradiction of my last job. I was too burned out from hating the decisions of management to spend any time trying to change my situation. Fortunately for me, they badly mismanaged their finances and had three rounds of layoffs. I love my current job and, for the first time ever, plan to stay until I retire.

    • HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Similar situation. I despise management and their decisions, and have zero energy to spare looking for a new job.

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    • chuckleslord@lemmy.world
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      “This doesn’t rhyme”

      Checks comments

      “God fucking dammit”

  • CuriousRefugee@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Great jaerb out there, Homestar!

  • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
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    This is what happens when looking for a job is, in itself, a full time job.

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    According to MAGA, jobs were way up last month. In fact, they were so up, that they went back and re-jiggered the terrible numbers for the previous two months, and guess what? Those are good months now, too. I just saw a MAGA spokesman saying there are plenty of jobs, and they’re easy to get. I guess all those who can’t find work are just Lazy Libz.

    See? MAGA is better than Biden. All you have to do is trust and believe MAGA accounting.

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    I (or OP) either pronounce “globe” or “job” incorrectly. I don’t know which is worse.

    • urushitan 漆たん@kakera.kintsugi.moe
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      You’ve ruined the meme, GOB.

      • tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        It ain’t easy being white 🎶

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      Earth is glob

    • Fortatech@gregtech.eu
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      Jobe

    • DagwoodIII@piefed.social
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      Tyger Tyger, burning bright, In the forests of the night; What immortal hand or eye, Could frame thy fearful symmetry

      See you and raise you!

      • Stiffneckedppl@lemmy.world
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      • Björn@swg-empire.de
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        I see your Kevin Conroy and raise you a Mark Hamill.

        Jingle bells
        Batman smells
        Robin laid an egg
        The Batmobile
        Lost a Wheel
        And the Joker got awayyyyy!

        Crashing through the roof
        In a one horse open tree
        Busting out I go
        Laughing all the weeeee!

    • hperrin@lemmy.ca
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      Great jobe, Hamstray.

      • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
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        Nice. Beat me to it!

    • blarg_dunsen@sh.itjust.works
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      but /d͡ʒɔːb/ and /ɡlɔːb/ are pronounced the same?

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        Where are you getting those pronunciations from?

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        Job is /dʒɑb/ and globe is /ɡloʊb/

  • Send Pics of Sandwiches@sh.itjust.works
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    “What can I say about the American worker that hasn’t already been said about Afghanistan? They look bombed out and depleted…”

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    I just quit my job. I want to upskill and apply to other jobs but I cannot with my current job, they expect way too much from our team and I barely feel human after the work week ends. just like a sack of milked out production, recharging for the next use

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    Roses are red
    Earth is an orb.
    Nevermind the work,
    DEY TORK MAH JORB!

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