• ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
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    14 days ago

    It’s not even that. It’s “I have so much cake that I can literally never eat it all, even if I live ten thousand years. I need more and those peasants are keeping me from it”

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      14 days ago

      “Say, this gives me an idea. I’m gonna share some cake with science hippies to see if they make me live 100 thousand years. THEN I can have all my cake.”