me, at 29, being told my twenties are as good as it gets for socializing and dating, having no real friends and still a virgin:
also super looking forward to when my body starts falling apart in my thirties, I’m told that’s when the warranty runs out. Can’t wait. It’s gonna be rad.
Bruh, I’m 30, haven’t dated since high school, still a virgin. Went swimming on Monday after not exercising consistently for months and I was sore until today.
me, at 29, being told my twenties are as good as it gets for socializing and dating, having no real friends and still a virgin:
also super looking forward to when my body starts falling apart in my thirties, I’m told that’s when the warranty runs out. Can’t wait. It’s gonna be rad.
Bruh, I’m 30, haven’t dated since high school, still a virgin. Went swimming on Monday after not exercising consistently for months and I was sore until today.
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That’s not true, way way happier in my 40s than ever before.
It should hold up longer than that. Diet, exercise, sleep, and avoiding injuries is key.