option 1: reality is written by an incredibly cruel god with a very dark sense of humor

option 2: somehow, this, the stupidest possible timeline I could imagine, came about from pure random chance.

the worst part is I don’t know which is more infuriating/terrifying.

[reads username]

not every showerthoughts-worthy post is necessarily envisioned in a shower

Also, if it’s been more than a few days, take a shower for me, homie. If you won’t do it for you, do it for me. Depression is a fuck.

the commercials themselves predate me, but you seem like you might enjoy Nostalgia Critic’s series on old commercials if you haven’t seen it already.

Also, holy shit, there were only five episodes of this last I checked, there’s like twenty of them now.