Me: what are you doing?

Cat: this is my box now, it’s warm and a box.

Me: get off my pizza, in hungry!

Cat: touch my box and I will claw your face off.

Here’s my girls fighting over who gets to be the paper bag princess.

That’s why I’ve had this random fruit box for 6 years.

As someone without cats but with random garbage in my living room, I am forced to confront the fact that I might just be lazy.

Netty’s got a favorite piece of cardboard that fell off the scratching post…

My dog has a pet rock that isn’t to be moved otherwise she throws a tantrum

Same applies to children.

I have sections for sticks and different grades of sand, gravel and rocks near our door. It’s fantastic 🥲

Ah yes, we just finally threw out a brown paper bag from takeout because it finally tore through, but the cats were playing and sleeping on it more than any furniture we’ve bought them until it nearly disintegrated.

Any bag or box that smelled like French fry grease was sovereign property of the cat and if you put it in the trash, congratulations on encouraging the cat to knock the trash over and drag it out

Bottlecaps and earplugs everywhere

I have random garbage in my living room but no cats. The cartons are so I can throw more crap in them. Will take them out soon

God damnit, Donut.

One of my cats absolutely loves cardboard cupholders.

If we buy pizza we have to put the boxes in the oven. Our little bastard will shred the box and eat the pizza. And that’s not good for his little kidneys.

My house with torn-up parts of dog toys everywhere. Look, they still like the toys this way.