You have no way of knowing what they may have done to it

that’s the big difference between food items and other packages. if we’re close enough we’ll pop over and deliver a misdelivered parcel to the neighbors, but i’m in a fortunate enough economic situation where I don’t have to think about stealing someone else’s delivery. we saved a husband with his wife’s birthday present a few years ago, which got delivered to our house during their party. i can only imagine the feeling of watching for a delivery that will save your bacon and your phone binging that it’s there and having forty witnesses that no, the van did not even drive by. they had good margaritas.