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sanitation@lemmy.radio to me_irl@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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sanitation@lemmy.radio to me_irl@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    19 hours ago

    What a thoroughly dumb take.

    Empty glasses have nothing in them.

    Glasses of piss have piss in them.

    When you pour yourself a glass of water it’s because you secretly want to drink piss.

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      Man, now everybody knows my secret to being able to drink water. It taste disgusting but if you imagine it’s sweet sweet piss then suddenly everything’s gravy.

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        Mmmmm, piss gravy 🤤 homer simpson drooling noises

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          14 hours ago

          That’s basically me but imagine it with a beard and an erection.

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            13 hours ago

            I’ll try not to…

            Now I’m trying really hard not too, oh god!

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              It gets better. Now imagine it with the personality and vocalization of Ned Flanders.

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                11 hours ago

                “Ned Flanders” and “Erection” is breaking my brain right now 😵

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                  It’s going to get even crazier when you imagine those tight buns pounding that sweet wife to produce two children. He’s a very passionate passionate individual.

                  And then imagine him pounding it to okily dokily. The official defunct neddle metal band.

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                    9 hours ago

                    Wasn’t there an episode where Marge was thirsting after him and it turned out he was actually ripped?

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