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sanitation@lemmy.radio to me_irl@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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sanitation@lemmy.radio to me_irl@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    1 day ago

    Man, now everybody knows my secret to being able to drink water. It taste disgusting but if you imagine it’s sweet sweet piss then suddenly everything’s gravy.

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      24 hours ago

      Mmmmm, piss gravy 🤤 homer simpson drooling noises

      • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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        22 hours ago

        That’s basically me but imagine it with a beard and an erection.

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          21 hours ago

          I’ll try not to…

          Now I’m trying really hard not too, oh god!

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            19 hours ago

            It gets better. Now imagine it with the personality and vocalization of Ned Flanders.

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              19 hours ago

              “Ned Flanders” and “Erection” is breaking my brain right now 😵

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                17 hours ago

                It’s going to get even crazier when you imagine those tight buns pounding that sweet wife to produce two children. He’s a very passionate passionate individual.

                And then imagine him pounding it to okily dokily. The official defunct neddle metal band.

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                  16 hours ago

                  Wasn’t there an episode where Marge was thirsting after him and it turned out he was actually ripped?

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                    I remember him being shredded in that being a running joke like the ski suit he’s in. Don’t remember too many details past that. I stopped watching The Simpsons decades ago.

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