• tomkatt@lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    Never thought I’d ask this but… how do I determine the gender of my toilet? And how do I confirm it’s cis-gendered?

    • Zron@lemmy.world
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      2 hours ago

      Toilet have a cloaca as long as they haven’t been neutered. To check the gender, slip your arm up the P-trap and feel for the glands. You’ll know what a dick feels like.

      Most domesticated toilets are neutered at birth to prevent overpopulation and damage to the local sewage ecosystems.

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        5 hours ago

        Bzzt, wrong! You gotta barge into the stall and demand to see its equipment, outing yourself as a creep.

        It’s like you didn’t even study for the fascist test, honestly.