Diabeetus
Not necessarily diabetes. On the short term, you only get sugar shock.
Type 2
we dont know how long it took to eat those candy bars
maybe those were eaten in 5 years
The rest are expired then
A long time ago I took the Army General Classification Test to help a friend who needed test subjects for some kind of psych class. Almost every arithmetic question was about cigarettes… Bob has $1.50, cigarettes cost 50 cents a pack, how many packs can Bob buy?
€13,50 a pack here
Lol, they know their audience!
DIABIDUS!!!
naw, that’s clearly John Bolton
One of my patients almost died from acute onset pancreatitis after eating 4 pounds of fudge in one sitting, so this could be a trick question.
4 lbs… Seriously how?.. I can hardly get through 1oz. It’s too much sugar.
I believe he has some substance abuse issues with alcohol. A lot of alcoholics can get some wires crossed when it comes to sugary foods.
Lots of alcohol plus 4lbs of sugar, ouch.
Wouldn’t that also potentially mess up the kidneys as well?
That is some dedication to finishing that fudge. Holy shit
I didn’t eat any of MY candy bars. I still have 36. Y’all just have fewer between you now.
Are we talking about American candy bars or European candy bars? … because if it’s in Texas, the child is going to have instant diabetes and will probably lose both their feet … if it’s in Switzerland, they’ll probably break their fingers trying to snap that many Toblerone bars
The math problem simply states that Bob ate the candy. Doesn’t matter if he broke his fingers in the process. He ate the candy.
The tips of those toblerones will probably pierce their intestines
A pool of vomit at his feet.
I got to work with that guy on set of a show. He was super cool and down to earth. Wouldn’t stop preaching about diabetes but he was cool.
For any young’uns out there who don’t get the reference, the answer is, “diabeetus.”
I don’t know but his dentist will be very rich.
I still see him in the shack in Antarctica claiming to be all better now.
