You could probably take some kind of food back in time and convince anyone you’re a God. Go far enough back in time before, idk, Western civilization had chocolate. Bring chocolate. Bring it to literally any and every Western leader. Call it ambrosia or some shit, idc.
Like, who needs to invest money when you can retroactively implant yourself into the British Royal Family? Through chocolate, of course.
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You could probably take some kind of food back in time and convince anyone you’re a God. Go far enough back in time before, idk, Western civilization had chocolate. Bring chocolate. Bring it to literally any and every Western leader. Call it ambrosia or some shit, idc.
Like, who needs to invest money when you can retroactively implant yourself into the British Royal Family? Through chocolate, of course.