• hayvan@piefed.world
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    13 days ago

    I thought one night stand was staying up all night playing videogames or something. English isn’t my first language.

  • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    I can confidently tell my partner I didn’t slept with her friend… just had sex.

    That’s what she gets for lying to me, she came crying saying she slept with my boss, but when I confronted him he said they just had sex.