• enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 hours ago

    that’d be autosexual isn’t it. but it sounds silly, sounds like Roger Taylor’s (Queen) “I’m in Love with My Car”

  • TheMuffinMan@piefed.world
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    6 hours ago

    I’m bi and hooking up with myself would be the absolute dream lmao

    I’m also very insecure in general, so I don’t think it’s an ego thing - more that any sense of vulnerability would likely disappear.

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    10 hours ago

    I think as a general rule attractive people are attracted to themselves. Like me, for instance. God, I love me. Thanks for always being there for me, myself.

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    9 hours ago

    Bi here. If I had a portal gun, doppleganger maker or time machine, I would definitely be giving myself blowjobs and plenty of sex.

    After all, it was my own cock that led me to an interest in other people’s cocks and experimenting with my own bum that first made me realise that I would like someone’s penis inside it.

  • Seleni@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    I sent the club a wire stating, “PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER”.

    -Groucho Marx (Telegram to the Friar’s Club of Beverly Hills to which he belonged)

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    13 hours ago

    I’m not even gay and I’m always kind of both attracted to and envious of people who remind me of myself.

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        2 hours ago

        Indeed, I’ve met that guy, and he is such an asshole… And OMG you wouldn’t believe the degenerate shit that he’s into… Frankly it is pretty fucking disturbing.

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    14 hours ago

    I think I would just be perpetually disappointed in myself for the effort and followthrough I continually fail to exhibit.

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    12 hours ago

    Wouldnt that be considered 1 of the 7 deadly sins, pride? Obviously who cares lol, but I could never think that highly of myself, then again I have never been comfortable in my own skin like that and probably never will.