I dont trust my friends not to pick up that call
A real friend. A hearty belly laugh makes for empty bowls.
Needless to say there is a liquid clause that negates any potential benefits.
I let it rip. My farts echoed across the vast emptiness of the public bathroom as the neon lights flickered beyond the stall. And then I heard it… a chuckle… “Hold on, man, there’s this guy in here that just absolutely wrecked the shitter. Let me put you on speaker, this is fucking hilarious”. That is what the voice said before the chuckle turned into a horrifying laughter. “YO, DUDE, WHAT DID YOU EAT?”, the devil screamed. “I’m livestreaming this. This shit is too funny!” Death was upon me. Death was close.
My bad for having the internet
This exact scenario has happened between my buddy an I lol. Hell they would hear me showering an try to. Fun guy.
ACCEPT
Why you gotta talk shit.
NAH
No assholes here?
Does not track.
Me
What’s that app?
Looks like WhatsApp I think
NOT COOL BRO!
