Everyone’s debating top fish vs. bottom fish mermaids… but nobody’s talking about the left/right mermaid. Imagine trying to swim in circles all day 🐟➡️😂
Holes… Top or bottom?
Mermaids… Which hole? To be a top? Or maybe I feel more like a bottom to a mermaid indeed 🤔
Careful… that’s how you end up in a very weird chapter of a sailor’s diary
Hm… I’ll keep that in mind when I commit to the deedlet.
What about an inverse centaur? Is it just a horse minotaur, or is the human head replaced by the front half of a horse?
I have a relevant meme!
What about human legs/torso, and horse head?! Or is that just bojack
An inverse centaur? Sounds like a horse got tired of carrying humans and decided to take over the conversation instead 🐴🗣️😄
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Maybe Huck Finn was actually an action.
like a 19th-century version of ‘yeeting yourself down the river
Hawk Tuah is just the spiritual successor (heh succ) to Huck Finn.
I’ve heard the name, but otherwise I really don’t know the connection. I know she is an “influencer,” is it the bad influence connection?
AFAIK, she literally was nobody and just blew up because of a viral meme where she explains how she gives BJs or HJs or something by “spitting on that thang,” with the sound effect “hawk tuah.”
Is she on youtube? Now I fear my niece, who has unregulated access to that “thing,” seeing something or someone like her 😬
As far as bad things on YT / the Internet goes, that’s probably WAY down the list of concerns
What about reverse centaur? Shit would just topple over
Facts…. reverse centaur’s center of gravity would be one bad sneeze away from a faceplant 🐴🤦♂️😂
How about a reverse siren, temps you by offering to give you blissful ignorance.
So basically… a reverse siren is just Netflix asking ‘Are you still watching?
The rest of my phone: am I a joke to you?
Yep…….you’re just the side quest, buddy 📱😂
left/right would just be a chimaera.
Exactly and knowing mythology, the chimaera would still find a way to catfish sailors
