So why do my cats dive in front of mine so frequently!?

Edit: 36 feet, not 36 inches XD

  • imeansurewhynot@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    7
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    12 hours ago

    here, smart means “aware enough to not run under a titan’s feet”, a test cats fail to meet regularly.

    they’re oblivious little derps

    • d3m0nr4v3r@discuss.tchncs.de
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      1 hour ago

      I’ll take that point. But all in all I wouldn’t call cats dumb. There are some dumb specimen, for sure, but that goes for all beings. And this comes back to my initial point: Cats have some unique “smart” skills, they just don’t compute in the same way as we humans do. I’d put cats in the smart … lets say 10% of all creatures

      • imeansurewhynot@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        edit-2
        58 minutes ago

        wow, 10%. cats are so unaware i think I could give them top 60%.

        Killer whales, primates, crows, plenty of animals seem to demonstrate problem solving skills, true communication, situational awareness. cats do not. they seem to operate solely on instinct and any deviation completely flummoxes system.

        They’re good at stalking and being pretty, but that’s about it.

        But there’s no way in heckadoo cats are anywhere near the top 10% smartest animals. they tricked ya by looking sleeeek.

    • JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      10 hours ago

      You’re whiffing on the point. That’s not usual behavior for stray or wild cats, it’s a specialised behavior that involves people and other animals they feel are ‘safe.’ Not an intelligence issue.

            • JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              2
              arrow-down
              1
              ·
              edit-2
              9 hours ago

              Your literal first comment is:

              Cats are reeeal dumb animals, but people think they are smart because they are pretty.

              You’re saying that’s meant sarcastically, and everyone reading is supposed to automagically know that you’re being facetious? Do you find yourself regularly surrounded by mind-readers…?

              • imeansurewhynot@sh.itjust.works
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                1
                ·
                7 hours ago

                You’re saying that’s meant sarcastically

                no, i am not saying that sarcastically.

                cats are real dumb. and oblivious. and pretty.

                Do you find yourself regularly surrounded by mind-readers…?

                I’m rarely addressed by mind-users, let alone mind-readers.

                • JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social
                  link
                  fedilink
                  English
                  arrow-up
                  1
                  ·
                  7 hours ago

                  Changing the tune, I see. Not surprising.

                  cats are real dumb.

                  Well, you’re wrong. As with most mammals, domestic cats have a respectable level of intelligence, and in fact have demonstrated such across numerous documented examples. They’re massively successful, self-sustaining creatures, actually being so successful that they’re considered invasive pests in some areas of the world. Unlike domestic dogs for example, who typically don’t fare well on their own.

                  Few or any persons at all coming from a facts & reality and/or science background would ever state that cats are “real dumb.”

                  • imeansurewhynot@sh.itjust.works
                    link
                    fedilink
                    arrow-up
                    1
                    ·
                    edit-2
                    7 hours ago

                    No, I am repeating the same thing multiple times for you and now correcting you about your misconception that I was being sarcastic.

                    That is consistency. Same tune; you can’t read music.