Your wife knew were it was hiding.

I think the Netherlands has the highest amount of L2 English speakers.

In the Netherlands, the English language can be spoken by the vast majority of the population, with estimates of English proficiency reaching 90%[1] to 97%[2] of the Dutch population.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_language_in_the_Netherlands

It’s not the official language though so all documents and legal stuff would be in Dutch.

Closing a dairy farm does actually help. It means less CO2 in the air, less climate change, and thus less dry air in central Africa.

For the water itself you are correct, but animal farms are very much a reason of climate change.