Victor

Even if it’s 4 guys with 4 cars, that’s pretty scuffed for a fishing outing. How about y’all ride together ffs.

But yeah, it’s AI slop.

Not very big cars

The cars are huge.

and they’re not Americans

How do you know?

Such a cool take on the self portrait. Truly creative!

Up at m’junk

Ohhh! Dude, I would love one of those. It would make wiping/cleaning so much quicker. Bruh, if I build a house, I’m installing one of those.

This makes no sense. Bidet water, splashing out the front of the toilet? Bidet ≠ toilet. I really hope these people aren’t going in the bidet.

So scary. The death anxiety must be through the roof.

Same. Zilch.

Yeah he got pulled away by the rip tide and drowned in the ocean from what I heard.

DEAN NO

I’m gonna choose to believe that the chicken in mouth image was a booty call. We all know those are urgent.

I was not aware. Amazing trivia for fans of the movie(s).

Those em dashes strongly suggest AI wrote this, but seems like it could’ve just been a help. I don’t mind it.

Saved you a click:

“The cause of this acceleration is not explained,” Leonid Zotov, a leading authority on Earth rotation at Moscow State University, told Timeanddate.com. “Most scientists believe it is something inside the Earth. Ocean and atmospheric models don’t explain this huge acceleration.”

Zotov predicts Earth’s rotation may soon decelerate once again. If he’s right, this sudden speeding-up could prove to be just a temporary anomaly in the planet’s long-term trend toward slower rotation and longer days.

“Something” in the core is “happening” “in a way” that’s speeding us up. Temporarily.

This is just minor trivia in Earth’s history. 🤷‍♂️

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Two kids under 7, can’t imagine either. I physically hurt trying to.