I’ve tried putting myself in the mind of a performer, especially a comedian, who would trust they get to leave after their act. Greed is a hell of a drug.

I recently learned about the history of China/Taiwan and how mainland China is essentially the coup regime and Taiwan is the original guard who refuses to capitulate. It’s technically a civil war that never ended.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Civil_War

It’s me. I’m one of the great many who needed this. Thank you OP!

There were nearly ~150 years in colonial america (1630-1776) wherein the puritan crown did exactly what you describe as evangelical. My 8th great grandfather was arrested for baptizing too late into the day on a Sunday and spent many months incarcerated in Boston as a result.

The witch trials were really the puritans of Massachussets attempting to annex Maine. History may not repeat, but it sure does rhyme.

My car even switched automatically this year. Why brain gud when no need?

She’s a keeper… of souls, but still would

Don’t worry, they will bride and use people

Typo of the year

Always smell your beer before you drink it for two reasons: It could be meth, or it could be coors light!

AYYO!

Not sure if you’re serious, but flags (aka standards) were THE most important part of the crusades 1.0 (my mom’s surname comes from a standard-bearer’s heroics not letting their flag touch the ground in a battle)

Not saying it means fuck all, but you’re witnessing a watered down version of the same in this fisher price version of the crusades.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he’ll ask for a dictatorship next

You mean they can leave a voicemail stating their business, right? I’m too anxious to answer random phone calls.

100% on your last point. We need IQ and EQ tests to decide who gets access to sharp social objects.