You can’t fix stupid.

You couldn’t make this shit up

Jesus H. Christ, hot damn.

[nasal voice over intercom] Has patient number 13 reveived his sedatives yet?

One could almost think Russia is slowly beginning to turn into a dictatorship 🤓

It is ok to skim headlines, but it is a good thing to read a newspaper article in depth, to truly become knowledgeable.

US Americans seem to refer to themselves as “Americans” a lot on social media. Or they refer to themselves as “the world” like in “this icecream is the best in the world” (without having visited any other country for a significant time to be able to compare). In Europe, US Americans are referred to by different names: the popular „yanks“, the German “Amis” (die spinnen doch, die Amis), depends on the country. The prevalence of new names is increasing rapidly, e.g. Trumpists, US twerks, dropkicks.

Dogs can tell a lot from your smell, so they will for instance know you were in the office, visiting someone or went to the doctor.

If the wind changes direction, some build walls; others windmills.