Back then I was told the extended beds suck because they had more leverage and the frame was more likely to snap with a real load and you should use a gooseneck trailer anyways

No Idea how true this is but Hay if the extra length is harmful anyways then might as well shrink it more.

I’m tired of these Mother Fuckin’ burritos in these Mother Fuckin’ Mornings!

Buuuuuttttt mom! The global warming and radiation makes my bed hot!

No excuses missy, I bought you that geiger counter for Christmas you better use it.

That’s because standing sucks, this isn’t me being lazy moving around doesn’t suck doing something doesn’t suck but standing in one position all day does suck I would say you should put a treadmill under it and it’s probably better than standing in one position but it still sucks and is impossible to work.

You go to bdsm furry orgies?

Is this that wolf in sheep’s clothing I keep hearing about?

Meanwhile:

Me crossing a 6 lane freeway.

You communists are all the same, you say you want to overthrow capitalism but without capitalism who would make your masks to overthrow capitalism?