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Cake day: December 3rd, 2025

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  • Oh, honestly, did you not read the colony policy

    That defines you as company property

    That waivers your say in autonomy

    The conglomerate’s got you in lock and key

    We put the “dollar” back into “idolatry”

    If you’re upset, you can rent an apology

    We are a family government forged in bureaucracy

    No “I” in “team” but there’s “con” in “economy”

    Were you expecting adventure

    Were you hoping for fun

    My friend, you’re indentured

    And pleasure’s exempt from your tenure

    So venture back down to your slum

    That’s provided at generous prices

    Your worth is determined by your sacrifices

    A small term of service when down on the surface

    Internment’s a freebie that comes with the purchase

    (the fine print by the Stupendium)





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    23 hours ago

    your grammar’s wrong

    its “I’ve never met someone you who is immune to making from mistakes.”

    now that I know that you don’t like it I’m probably just gonna do it more

    I know somebody’s gonna be like “but Jesus said don’t point out a splinter in somebody else’s eye when you have a plank in yours” but I’m just teasing >_<


  • cause if they knew that the turn was coming and they knew the road well, how did they not notice that the tunnel had never been there, and why did they try to drive into it? whenever I’m driving in a place I know very well/I live in I basically just go on autopilot and drive to where I need to go.









  • oh! I’m sorry that you clicked on my meme, didn’t like it, and decided to voice your opinion, not by leaving a dislike, but using your own time and energy by writing a pointless comment to somebody who don’t actually cares. I am bored. I post stuff. I am bored. I respond to stuff that people commented on my posts. I have time and energy.