Raccoon with a taser is IRL pikachu.

Ouch that’s an expensive backup.

Its not even trolling. If you are a foreign born American Citizen getting a new birth certificate isn’t exactly easy. This why I always have kept two copies of my Birth Certificate.

Ya can’t stop the fun train with simple facts. /s

Craig T. Nelson is a huge asshole.

Artemis 2 crew shares emotional moment as they name crater after commander’s late wife

You kind of understand where he was coming from.

Don’t worry to much I’m sure he’ll be able to apply for refugee status in the USA.

You know what they say. You fuck ONE goat!

Props to your mom for “Monkey Fucking, Kitty Bitch!” I’m gonna steal that. It’s mine now.

Oh God Melina made him watch a movie with subtitles didn’t she?

And a really good movie.