phaedrus

I told my mom that I’m gay. I’m actually not, but it’s really effective at getting her to stay the fuck out of my life and she no longer has any interest in such things from me.

She also doesn’t try to hook me up with anyone anymore because she’s a christian.

I thought it was Scotty who didn’t know?

Interesting choice of operation name, is it a reference to bubba?

They’re already saying that

Or use it to finally be truthful with everyone else that they are, in fact, the very same as he is.