I mean, yeah only idiots think a life of crime is fun, but how do you even make that survey? “OK to start, you are a drug dealer, correct?” Starts taking notes

Indeed :). That’s what these are.

Royal. There’s literally a “Mont Royal” in the middle of the city.

Yeah it’s a bit weird how something so terrible - freaking possible imminent military invasion - is presented in such a cute way.

Bribes. The answer is most likely bribes.

At the same time I can’t help but think life in a dirty Chinese prison would have been a worst punishment.