Turns out I was (at least partially) wrong. Scaleway offers serverless functions !

Came here to ask this, The answer has to be “No”

I either break the chocolate for or grate it

For chocolate chips or flakes, I personnally buy fair-trade organic chocolate and make them myself

Should be cheaper by the kilo.

(Possibly doable with granola bars as well, but it’s extra work and probably not cheaper)

FUCK this agreement ! It will flood the EU market with cheap and sloppy products, which we’ll eat unknowingly cause it’ll be cheaper to use everywhere.

That’s, already, why farmers are killing themselves daily, and it’ll only get worse

And I can guarantee you’d be basically helpless and mostly useless as a mobile dev in this landscape…

I’m painting a grim picture but the reality is that the task is so ginormous that it would take tremendous ressources and thousands of devs to make it happen.

Correction : fuck hose in favor of this !

The EU is generally fine, thanks