“Bro toss some more diamonds and emeralds in the crucible”

You can melt down jewels now?

But then add comma’s what?

I volunteer my urine to slake their thirst.

I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s driven largely by big tech.

The eu is continually trying to find ways around encryption.

Not arguing with your main points but that is a huge L

I’m just imagining a country where a known and acknowledged pedophile is a legit national hero.

Like, they’re in a ticker tape parade with parents holding up their children like please, pick my child next.

I’m picturing said national hero ducking and diving as parents throw their children at the car

There is nothing funny about being the kind of pos that rapes children but this image to me is hillarious.

Systemctl enable ultimate_flavour

He feeds on the farts.

It’s okay, the plane I was on was on an aircraft carrier at the time.

I once found the SS Edmund Fitzgerald in my asshole. It’s a naughty ship.

Even a fat, disgusting, beady eyed, selfish, worthless excuse for a clock is right twice a day I guess.

Who will shove severed power lines into toilets and then flush them to see what happens? WHO WILL DO IT???

How many mr hands deep is a horse?

I’d have an opinion on this if I knew what those were. STRONG opinions in fact. They’d be such strong opinions. You don’t even know.

I was there over the summer.

There was a heat wave and I came down with a respiratory infection that really hit me when I got to Kyoto.

I spent three days in bed then forced myself to walk to Nijo ji castle because I wanted to see it. I have never in my life come so close to actual heat stroke. Vietnam and Thailand felt positively balmy in comparison.

Anyway Nino ji castle and surroundings were pretty cool in spite of the fact that I nearly cooked myself. I don’t know if I can recommend Kyoto or not outside of that since most of my time there was spent locked in a hotel room coughing and wishing I was dead. They do have solid Uber Eats options though. And I learned how to say “the door is closing” in Japanese from riding the elevator up and down to get my Uber Eats, which is cool I suppose.

I smoke crack 70,80 times a day and I’m fine. Have done for 50 years. It embiggens your blood and is very easy on the wallet.

Well, they’re not allowed weapons and they both always live as far as I know.

As long as the people are aware of and consent to the danger I say fuck it. Give them weapons and let them go for glory.

Sorry if I was unclear, they’d definitely compete for large amounts of money, too.

I mean.

I really don’t think you’d even need to do slavery to do it this time.

Are you honestly telling me that in this day and age you couldn’t find people willing to fight to the death for fame and glory?

If someone wants to do it voluntarily then why the fuck not? Bring back gladiators! Vae victus