You know, if I was the head of a multinational organization that’s infamous for poisoning children, stealing water, and bribing officials… I’d be worried about my personal safety.
Ya know evil people, committing evil actions, count on good people doing nothing.
trash streaming from trash people, time to take it out
Thought of something fun the other day. While putting away groceries in the fridge, I realized that having a nubbin or something on the bottom of the refrigerator door would be massively helpful, allowing me to manipulate the door with my foot while I have full arms/hands.
So I went to reddit ‘showerthoughts’, which I thought was an appropriate venue for the idea, posted aaaaaaand immediately deleted. Mod said “read the rules,” and -no joke- it was like 5 pages of bullshit, wrapped in bullshit with bullshit bullet points. And despite reading it carefully, nowhere did I find the supposed rule I violated which was “to reply to your own post in the comments.”
Bro, fuck your website, fuck your rules, and fuck you.
yeah and what happens when at the last moment they decide this isn’t a “drill?” oops! looks like all Taiwans allies were too busy doin fuck all, and now it’s under president poohs control
The monkeys realize they can power contraptions using the heat from combustion. After widespread adoption, they find out that the result of this process is slowly destroying their home at an increasing rate. The monkeys ignore the destruction, because the monkeys have created a system that replaces work with a token, and monkeys hoarding tokens having seized control of the central monkey systems, stopping any other monkeys from addressing the destruction of their home.
The Monkeys with the most, are also the most afraid, because they fear no longer having tokens, and of being treated like they treat token-less monkeys. So the hoarding monkeys cheat and lie and steal until they’re so powerful that even committing terrible crimes doesn’t get them in trouble with other monkeys, so afraid monkeys are of those with the most tokens.
So quietly, and without notice, the day comes and passes, when if they were going to stop the destruction, if they were going to save their world, they would have had to have acted on that day… but they didn’t. Because the token-having monkeys made sure that no other monkey were allowed to stop them. And so they continued destroying their home, until it was too late, and they all ended up dying of starvation, thirst, and exhaustion, while the planet they were on went about it’s day, hoping that a newer, more intelligent kind of life would emerge.