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Cake day: July 3rd, 2023

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  • One time in a game of DND the players were exploring a strange cave system, and found a strange thick goo collecting in a pool. Players being players, one of them decided to eat some.

    It was, in my notes, some sort of celestial honey made by these extra planar insects that were causing some of the region’s problems. It was supposed to taste amazing, but with some drawbacks. I started to blank when trying to describe how good it was, and the phrase that came out was “it’s like… It’s like … it’s like seven pizzas!”

    The player eating it, his eyes lit up and was like “AMAZING”

    The other players were like “wat”

    I think that adequately captured how delicious it is but also maybe you shouldn’t be eating it.




  • jjjalljs@ttrpg.networktomemes@lemmy.worldSeparate Group Chat
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    19 days ago

    I would not be surprised if my old coworker-friends started a separate group chat without me after the nth, “Maybe you should come to one of these protests” and “Please at least read the wikipedia summary on this historical topic before you start going off about it” message from me.

    They’re fine people but they’re also kind of very… apolitical.



  • jjjalljs@ttrpg.networktomemes@lemmy.worldHe's a toast ninja
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    19 days ago

    I pretty much wash as needed.

    Need a fork? Take out of sink, wash it.

    Need a bowl? Take out of sink, wash it.

    Need more room in sink? Take stuff out of sink and wash until there’s room

    Works pretty well. Never really have a big stack up in the sink. Throws me off when guests come over and just grab stuff out of the cabinets and drawers like normal people, though.




  • You want a coal plant cool, BUT if it is spewing crap into the air that we breath, it violates NAP and not allowed to operate.

    Most of the libertarians I’ve met don’t seem to believe that sort of thing. They might accept that punching someone is bad, but something complex like pollution they don’t accept.

    “I should be free to dump my garbage on my property! It’s mine!”

    “Yeah, but then you pollute the river and everyone down stream suffers”

    “…it’s my property!”