Dude straight up gon fly away on a cloud

When cultures clash, the foreigners are always the assholes. It’s all relative, especially as the tourists stay far less accountable for the consequences of their actions.

White noise machines sounds cool. The sounds coming from the (ladies) stall next to the men’s is nothing short of impressive.

Some women going #1 sound like power washers.

We should move onto a ‘by function’ system, where there’s one section with urinals, another with toilet cubicles, another could rooms for the handicapped. If women can piss decently into the urinal, more power to them.

Now that I think of it, maybe we should have tissue paper dispensers and bins for people to dab dry their genitals at urinals. Just sticking it back in after flicking it thrice?

Anyone and everyone can use any facility. Although it would be an asshole move to take up the handicap cubicle if there’s one waiting. But it would be idiotic to wait in a long line for regular cubicles if it’s empty.