that sentient shroom owns a custom fursuit that costs as much as a small yaczt

Man, who packs their kid’s lunch in the shower

Anyway, just shows I don’t have what it takes to be a parent

Tenacious D sold out maaan

Psychic Drones are real, I knew it

I want this random internet stranger to preside over the trial when my backyard Bald Eagle cloning/ fair trade human meat grocery business comes to light, not to mention the homemade SMR powering it all