Has someone ever tried to put trump into a bikini? Preferably with a realistic looking body and wet hair as he just came out of the sea?

What learned so far:

you need to politically engage to fight for a life which is enjoyable

Your most important ally still wants to invade: https://www.firstpost.com/world/trump-asked-us-special-forces-to-plan-greenland-invasion-faces-resistance-from-military-generals-report-13967597.html