My folks voted in my favor but I don’t hesitate to remind them that their cohort is the actual worst of all fucking time.

It can be painful how good at math my dad is and still parrots “well, the interest rates were worse in the early 80s,” to which I don’t hesitate, "oh? What was that sky high mortgage you and mom had in 1982? $650/mo?

My car payment is more and minimum wage is the fucking same.

If by mid-60s you mean 1971…?

Five hundred
Twenty five thousand
Six hundred miiiiiiinutes

Why did they use a pipe instead of the letter I?

| Don’t like it.