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Inflation is why the dime bag was replaced with the twomp sack.
Dime bag is boomer slang for $10 worth.
Like we do for other failed states, there is a UN-led reconstruction program, in this case funded by France.
France broke it, France needs to fix it.
See also: US Invasion of Iraq
Haiti is a basket case precisely because France demanded their former slaves pay France for not being slaves any more.
France has a 200 year old moral debt for creating a failed state as punishment for their ancestors rejecting slavery.
Give the Haitians French citizenship and raise Haiti to the same standard as their neighboring possession of Saint-Martin.
But if I count those people I get a bigger budget!
—Some bureaucrat