On a real note, that phrase is not about what’s happening around you, but how you feel about it.

“Accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.”

that shat mind altering chemicals that literally let you travel the vastness of space in mere minutes

You say that, like it’s not a bonus

I don’t know if I picture you more as Anakin Skywalker or Shai Hulud.

programmer/scriptkiddie/etc

cd: no such file or directory

“Or chemically castrated?!”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Turing#Homosexuality_and_indecency_conviction

I double check everything I buy, to make sure nothing supports USA.

I take a soda out from the refrigerator. An hour later, I put a warm soda in, and repeat the process.

Fat, happy and docile, the way we like them. - US business

An enemy

“Stop that, you could get hurt!”

“Ugh, just be on my side for once!”

That’s nothing, in Scandinavia it’s “there is fire in things”.

They could at least have put some makeup on him.

In my shower the water suddenly turns cold for like 10 seconds at a time. Feels like hours when you’re used to the warm water.

I’m guessing it’s a joke about the Halloween candy tradition they have in the US.

Just put a traffic cone on it. It’s apparently much worse for american children to see a model of the male anatomy, than metal detectors, armed teachers and drilling school shootings.

I know…

I know.