

Ah yes, the pottery… You kittens of today wouldn’t undertand. Spoiled bunch, with your kitty snacks, squeaky toys and Amazon boxes. I usually slept in the barn, on the biggest sack of grain. And I feasted on real rats, quick, mean f#@ers with sharp fangs; but when I pounced, they didn’t even know what hit them.

"so are you really going to bring up the school again? I already told you, we thought it was a wedding ok??
Oh, we did bomb a wedding too? Haha, ain’t that funny? Oh, come on!! You guys have no sense of humor!"