Liana

I believe in you, buddy. Hell of a lot more than in that other guy.

It’s because their people are special, and shouldn’t be sent to die.

I prefer using the opposite windows. I don’t like a breeze directly at my face.

I think they were using the technique of adding periods for emphasis:

AS. IN. THE. CASE. OF. NORMAL. SENTENCES.

They must have missed that that’s not the way you’d emphasize a word by spelling it, and should instead have typed Z-E-R-O.

Mmph, I could go for the cleansing flames of a phoenix right now.

I’d think it more likely that they wouldn’t admit to doing a false flag. It seems like they think they’re in the right. I haven’t heard about that, though.

Explore that wooden bridge and take pictures of anything that looks interesting to show us weirdos :D

That was my first thought, then I remembered that ‘v’ was originally the symbol for ‘u’ (which is where we get ‘w’, double-u from). This is the only example in which over-the-top censorship gets a pass from me, though there’s very little chance OP knew that, I think.

Maybe… “Unfortunately, we aren’t going to hire you”? People are having tough times finding jobs, so that’s my guess. Though that would indicate OP is the one writing it, so I don’t know.

Yeah, that sounds all in good fun. I bet he’d say it with a sly smile.

I learned a few good lessons from him. Most apropo one nowadays is “The man who least wants to lead is the only one fit to do so.”

In fact, hold the bread.

That reminds me, I got a tip once to use butter as coffee creamer. I didn’t enjoy it, so I decided to try bacon grease to see if it would make it worse.

It did.

All manual, alphabetized to speed up the process (to around 16 hours; totally worth it). Man I want more maps!

I felt like reading the book took less time than watching the movie; it was so slow.