PC LOAD LETTER

I misread that as “to believe in Potbelly.”

Now I want a sandwich.

*is a finite number of seconds

There’s nothing physically wrong with your brain, but you are hallucinating and putting too much faith in a simple conversation engine.

Get therapy before this becomes full psychosis. It’ll be harder to come back from it then.

Clearly, a movie is a block, and not all kinds of bombs can bust blocks.

Wouldn’t Paul McCartney resist? He’s still alive.

All ants are black in the dark.

She (most likely), not he

Not just before. Also after.

If whales are fish, then so are coelacanths.

I mean, duh. Eggs don’t come out of the mouth.

Technically, everything about those games is stupid. Aside from the fact they are fun, I mean.

c/shittyyoushouldknow

Sir, if you are inserting actual shit, you’re not going to have much success either turning screws or making holes in things.

If we’re speaking philosophically, do we really know that an electric kitchen mixer, when fitted with a bit, would make a terrible drill? It’s probably not something that’s been tested or studied much, if at all.

For all we know, it would make an excellent one.

Maybe we should apply for grants, talk to labs. Set up some experiments.

They’d probably die long before they had a chance to try working.

The device is the drill.

The driver or bit is the thing you insert into the end of the drill.

And, following that, a laxative

That opinion is a weird hill to die on.

Yes, and if I am not on the road there are fewer people on the road. And therefore risk is reduced.