Almost like an inverted Hunger Games. Nice!

A repeat of the French Revolution is the real reason behind the bunkers of the ultra wealthy.

In a move that surprises no one, Alphabet Inc rebrands to MINITRUE

There’s more profit in causing and treating cancer than curing it. Can’t weaken those revenue streams just so some poor people can go on living. If they were worth saving then they wouldn’t have been born better.

There are preventative measures but they’re all based on the rich not poisoning everyone for profit.

A xitterthought?

Damn, I didn’t realize plankton had it so hard. Makes sense that it would be krill or be krilled.

Then wouldn’t he have gone to plankton heaven?

That they have stopped bombing doesn’t meant they’re going to let Palestinians live.

You could take refuge in the fact that you must have been a very good plankton to make it all the way to human in a single cycle.

The rich get richer and the poor get poorer.

That’s why they use EUA (États-Unis d’Amérique) for the abbreviation.

Uh oh. Someone’s going to get a sternly worded letter.

So, Israel runs out of munitions, agrees cease-fire deal so that they can acquire additional munitions so that they can break the cease-fire deal.

🙄 …because that tactic has been working out so well thus far. Pretty convinced it’s the only international political strategy he knows in addition to bombs.

Go real fast and turn to the left?