subversive_dev

In the classic baseball sex analogy, a home run is full intercourse. There is a progression of bases 1 through 3 on the way to home plate, different people will call different foreplay sex acts different base numbers.

The joke here is that the poster is calling being vulnerable enough to show a potential partner their panicked state is equivalent to the level of foreplay immediately before intercourse.

Hope this helps and/or ruined the joke

Wait no you can’t do that! The Democrats would never eat my face, I can only conceive of that happening to Republicans