If you want a chocolate coated cookie that isn’t shit and isn’t Nestle, be in the lookout for Tim Tams.

They can be a bit tricky to track down in the US - ‘world foods’ type grocers would be the place to look.

They’re an Australian cookie that puts US junk food to shame (not a high bar, but still).

They are especially amazing if you take a tiny nibble off of two opposing corners, and use it like a straw to suck some coffee or tea or anything hot. Shove the whole thing in your mouth the second you start feeling coffee come through, and enjoy a gooey explosion of diabetes deliciousness.

Bonus points if you can find the caramel ones.

C’mon Scotland… give us the headline we’ve all been waiting for.

The US doesn’t have the spine for it.